1 00:00:03,359 --> 00:00:04,359 Oh, sorry, 2 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:06,660 I was just on my way out. 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,760 I just need to have a quick chat with you about the rent, please. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:15,100 Okay, yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I've had a few changes just recently. I 5 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:18,820 don't know if my message is going through to you, but I'm just waiting for 6 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:22,480 payments to work out. 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,420 You'll be the first person to get it. 8 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:29,540 Okay, well, I mean, it's been a couple of months now, though. 9 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:35,820 you have been a reliable tenant in the past but can you start to pick up a 10 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:42,800 little bit yeah yeah nice 11 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:49,720 wish i could go out i've got two more just to pay though well i'm going on a 12 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:56,700 date so i'm not expecting oh he's paying is he that's good um 13 00:00:56,700 --> 00:01:02,680 so when can i expect my money so It should be with me within the next three 14 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,200 weeks. Three weeks. 15 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,800 Yeah, and then obviously our back date. 16 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,300 I know you will. 17 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:12,240 But, yeah, I am really, really sorry. 18 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:13,500 I'll send you messages. 19 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:17,240 We were thinking about starting eviction proceedings. 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,360 Okay. 21 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:25,760 You know that I've always paid. I've never got into this situation before. 22 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,200 never, you know... 23 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:32,370 This isn't just because I'm being lazy or I'm just choosing not to pay. 24 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:36,310 I just genuinely don't have it at the moment. 25 00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:37,650 Okay. 26 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:39,470 Wow. 27 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:45,890 But, you know, I would really struggle. I know that it doesn't matter to you, 28 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,970 but, like, you know I'm reliable. 29 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:50,490 And the state of things... Right, pass it down. 30 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:54,650 Yeah, the state of things in, you know... 31 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:21,320 We could get a lot more money for this apartments I think but 32 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,420 We've kept it at the same price because you've been a good tenant until now. 33 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:32,960 And like I said, I'm not trying to just be... 34 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,340 I'm not trying to be a knob. 35 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:43,340 And I want to make things right. And I am going to. I'm not going to... I 36 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:45,700 would not be going out. 37 00:02:54,420 --> 00:03:01,180 Basically my wife wants you out I'm gonna have a hard time 38 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:06,580 convincing her like when I get home tonight she'll be expecting me to give 39 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:13,500 marching orders basically She doesn't care about 40 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,500 that 41 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,900 We're having to foot your rent ourselves. 42 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,040 Because there's a mortgage. 43 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:25,800 Look, please. I'm just... I'm begging you. Just... Just a chance. Just a 44 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,880 Three weeks. If in three weeks I haven't thought this out... Are you begging me? 45 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,140 Yeah. You don't look like you're begging me. No. 46 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,920 I think you could beg a bit better. 47 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,500 What? You heard. 48 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:41,980 Beg. 49 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:44,800 No, why are you making this strange? 50 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,920 I'm not. But you said you were begging me and it doesn't really feel like you 51 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,920 are. 52 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:56,660 I am begging you. I'm asking you, please. Show me. I will show you how. 53 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,280 Use your imagination. 54 00:03:58,880 --> 00:03:59,880 Why? 55 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:05,520 I don't understand why you're like... Give me your hand. 56 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:10,260 Look. 57 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:22,110 If I haven't got this payment, you can start eviction. I know you can 58 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:23,510 start now. I'm just asking you. 59 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:25,450 Please speak to it for me. 60 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:28,130 Why would I want to? 61 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,470 Why should I help you? 62 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,490 Because... You're asking me. 63 00:04:36,650 --> 00:04:37,650 You're begging me. 64 00:04:37,950 --> 00:04:38,950 So beg me. 65 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:47,370 Awkward and weird. 66 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:50,310 I beg you, how? 67 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:55,670 I'm asking you, please. What more can I say? I'm saying, please. 68 00:04:57,890 --> 00:05:03,470 There you go. That's a bit bad. Just that. 69 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:09,750 Are you really saying that's so cliche? 70 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,460 Is that really what you're saying? Is that your idea of me being... Do you 71 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:15,460 to live here or not? 72 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:27,300 Yeah, but I don't think that's how your wife wants to be convinced. I don't 73 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:29,440 think that's how she wants to be convinced, is it? 74 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:30,920 Well, she doesn't have to know, does she? 75 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:38,580 I... 76 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:46,540 Really, that's not going to fix your financial problem. This is the only way 77 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:50,660 for you to convince her. 78 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,140 Are you for real? 79 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,440 I'm for real. 80 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,420 myself okay 81 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:30,840 this 82 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:37,540 feels a bit weird but is it still 83 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:43,040 because we want it to be a deal yeah from the liver 84 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:46,920 Yeah, I promise. 85 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:53,700 I do this for you and your... I'll have a word with the missus, yeah. 86 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,780 And you'll come here three weeks. 87 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:00,140 And do I get to not pay one of the months that I owe? 88 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,480 You're taking a piss now. 89 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:04,759 Do I? 90 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:05,940 We'll talk about that after. 91 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,400 No, no. 92 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,740 Let's see how good a job you do. 93 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,880 If I do a really good job, do I not owe you the money? 94 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,170 No, I can't square that one. 95 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:20,470 Okay. 96 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:22,610 Okay. 97 00:07:23,690 --> 00:07:25,150 Do you want to go through there, or isn't it? 98 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,010 Yeah. 99 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:31,270 What do you want me to do? 100 00:07:31,530 --> 00:07:33,270 Well, you can start by sticking my dick, can't you? 101 00:07:34,770 --> 00:07:36,430 Oh, get on your fucking knees. 102 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,900 What are you waiting for? 103 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,260 That's a good girl. 104 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,120 Yeah. 105 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:19,960 Come on, suck it. 106 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:43,659 Show me how much you want to keep this apartment. 107 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:53,480 Come on. 108 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:54,880 Okay? 109 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,500 Okay. 110 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Come on then. 111 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:12,330 You look about out of practice. 112 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:13,610 You're out of practice? 113 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:16,630 I don't like it rough like that. 114 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,870 Well, we should have paid you rent then. 115 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:23,790 Fuck that pig little face. 116 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:52,880 Keep looking. 117 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,940 Good hands. 118 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,680 Yeah. 119 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,320 Come on. 120 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,640 Get a fucking dick in your mouth. 121 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,860 Do you want me to take that dress off for you? 122 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:29,360 I don't want to get it dirty, I've got to go out in there. Aww, you do. 123 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,280 I'm hairy, aren't I? 124 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,000 Let's have a look. Get your arms up. 125 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:41,480 Get back down now. 126 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,040 I'm going to take my dress off. 127 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:00,140 Don't be shy. 128 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,650 Lift him up, lift your arms up. 129 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,210 What the fuck? 130 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,730 What the fuck? You've got a hairy brush, there you go. 131 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,550 You've got a hairy brush as well. 132 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:40,810 Yeah? 133 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:42,610 Mm -hmm. 134 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:49,430 Oh, 135 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:51,790 you're getting better. 136 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,960 Let's have a look at that bush then. 137 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:14,820 There's a mole. 138 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,300 Come on, get up there. 139 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:21,900 Open 140 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:29,220 wide. 141 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,580 Oh, look at that. 142 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,100 Very nice. 143 00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:39,630 Play with your person. 144 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,190 Does that taste good? 145 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:42,650 You're not going to make me wear a condom, are you? 146 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,430 Bring this date back here later and fucking as well, eh? 147 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:07,890 Yeah? 148 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,670 I'll pay for your meal and your drinks. 149 00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:38,930 You're nice. 150 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:44,870 You've got air yet? Yes. 151 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:53,770 Oh, my God. Oh, 152 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:57,550 my God. 153 00:14:57,770 --> 00:14:58,770 Oh, 154 00:14:59,290 --> 00:14:59,929 my God. Oh, my God. 155 00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:01,810 Oh, my God. 156 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:04,910 Oh, my God. 157 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:23,830 from the gym. 158 00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:03,830 Can you just be a little bit gentle? 159 00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:11,210 Really, my legs, my ass, everything's just a little sore. 160 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:30,930 Mmm. 161 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,920 No? No. 162 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Is that not part of the deal? 163 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,440 If I get two minutes off. 164 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,160 Ah, 165 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,200 in the legs. 166 00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:25,579 Ah, yeah. 167 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,060 Let me forgive, let me forgive. 168 00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:51,459 Oh, fuck. 169 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,620 He likes it. 170 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,640 Oh, I got it in your hair. Shit. 171 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,040 This wasn't part of it. 172 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,680 This... Oh, yeah. 173 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,780 You fucking... Oh, yeah. 174 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:47,540 That's two months. 175 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,820 Get in your fucking mouth. 176 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,050 You like that, don't you? 177 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,590 You fucking love that, don't you? 178 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:12,050 I like it for humans. 179 00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:17,370 I'm soaking. 180 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,160 How are you? 181 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,450 I'll run, I'll run, I'll run. 182 00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:04,410 I'll run. 183 00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:06,330 You 184 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:21,770 know, 185 00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:24,070 I said I wouldn't. 186 00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:26,430 It's too late. 187 00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:37,000 Have you come in? 188 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,000 Have you come inside me? Yeah. 189 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:46,080 I'm not... That's two months. 190 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,280 That was easy enough. 191 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,560 That's two months. 192 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:52,740 You did it. Did you really? 193 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,060 Let's have a look. 194 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,480 That's one way to get it out. 195 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,240 Oh my god. 196 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,300 Oh, it looks like a kill. 197 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,800 Okay. 198 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,160 Two months of weed. 199 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:31,540 See that?